i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
i would one night stand the shit outta him
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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