So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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