I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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