tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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