he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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