New low: just hacked my moms facebook
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
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