how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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