O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
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