I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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