that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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