She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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