Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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