your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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