she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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