I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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