and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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