just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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