Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
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