i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
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