standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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