I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
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