we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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