I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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