Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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