so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize
