i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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