great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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