Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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