I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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