waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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