either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
send nudes
from the living room?
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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