I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
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