Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
Randomize
