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You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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