Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
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