So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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