Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Man, jail baloney is awful.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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