her vagine was all disorganized.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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