Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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