If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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