you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
I've blown a few things in my day
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
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