So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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