Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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