you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
Randomize
