there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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