i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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