I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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