Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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