I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
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