I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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