giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
The beers last night were like the tears from god
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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